oH! To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing ?his wife, looking at herself in
the mirror. Since her birthday was not far
off he asked what she'd like to have for her
Birthday. ?
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still
looking in the mirror. ?
?
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, ?made her a nice big bowl of Lucky
Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
theme park. What a day! ? He put her on
every ride in the park; the Death Slide, ?
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller ?Coaster, every thing there was.
?
Five hours later they staggered out of the
theme park. ?Her head was reeling and her
stomach felt upside down. ?
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate shake. ?Then it was off to
a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
?
Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned
over his wife ?with a big smile and lovingly
asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?' ?Her eyes slowly opened and her
expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you dumb dumb ?
The moral of the story: Even when a man
is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.